Small Wiener Club Membership Novelty Business Cards (2pk)
€7.95
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Small Wiener Club Membership Novelty Business Cards (2pk)
€7.95
Bring the laughs everywhere you go with this hilarious 2-Pack Novelty "Small Wiener Club" Membership Card. Styled like an elite vintage credential featuring a cool dachshund in sunglasses, this tongue-in-cheek card makes an unforgettable gag gift or stocking stuffer.
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The Ultimate Gag Gift: Features a sleek black-and-white etched design celebrating the most exclusive, low-profile club around.
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Loaded with Comedy Details: Highlights witty touches including the tagline "It's not the size that counts, it's the attitude," a "Short in Length, Big on Charisma" badge, Member ID
0001, and a signature from "Wiener Supreme." -
Wallet-Sized & Durable: Sized standard to slip right into any wallet for the ultimate surprise pull during a night out.
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Value 2-Pack: Comes as a set of two cards so you can gift one to a friend and keep a spare handy.