Professional Bullshit Artist Lifetime Membership Novelty Business Cards x2
€7.95
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Professional Bullshit Artist Lifetime Membership Novelty Business Cards x2
€7.95
Equip yourself or a co-worker with the ultimate credential for everyday banter using this laser-engraved novelty metal card. Styled as an official lifetime membership certificate for a "Professional Bullshit Artist," this card features intricate vintage borders, a 5-star rating, and the proud certification to speak confidently about absolutely nothing.
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Membership Status: Lifetime (Member Since: Forever, Expiration: Never)
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Official Credentials: Authorized by the Chairman of BS with 100% non-binding opinions.
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Material: Durable, premium engraved metal card designed to slip right into any wallet for instant office humour or gift-giving.
The perfect sarcastic gag gift, co-worker present, or wallet accessory for anyone who has mastered the art of talking their way through anything.
Contains 2 business cards