Official Old Fart Membership Novelty Business Cards (2pk)
€7.95
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Official Old Fart Membership Novelty Business Cards (2pk)
€7.95
Deliver a hilarious birthday laugh with this witty 2-Pack Novelty "Old Fart Membership" Business Card. Styled like an official vintage credential featuring a bearded man wearing an Irish flat cap and holding a "Earned This" mug, this tongue-in-cheek card is the ultimate gag gift to slip straight into a milestone birthday greeting card.
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The Ultimate Birthday Card Insert: Sized just like a standard credit card so it slides effortlessly inside any greeting card for an unexpected, laugh-out-loud surprise.
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Loaded with Comedy Details: Features hilarious qualifications like "Knackered but not expired," "Selective hearing specialist," and "Complains for a living," alongside a lifetime member badge.
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Detailed Vintage Layout: Complete with fill-in lines for a Member ID and Date Issued, perfectly finished with the motto "Age is mandatory — maturity is optional."
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Value 2-Pack: Includes a set of two durable cards so you can gift one to the birthday guest of honour and keep a spare handy.